October 2011
Get the hell out. Of. My. Head.
Nope. No. Not really.
Completely unlike me.
From unwavering conviction to this, huh…What a downer.
YEEEEAAAAH! 100% ON MY SPANISH QUIZ!
…I literally shouted “motherfucker” out loud when I saw that.
Oh yeah, you definitely left me with the bigger hurdles.
You’re obsessed with me and link me to a dating website that asks for credit card information? Why, thank you, fine sir or madam but I regret to inform you that I do not own a credit card.
…Or maybe I’m just a stupid moron.
Wading through all this bullshit.
Some part of me really despises how forgiving I am.
Anonymously say your opinion of me.
Perhaps I’m Guigemar, waiting loyally and patiently. Perhaps I’m Bisclavret, searching for revenge. Either way, this is a deep wound, indeed.
shorturl:
hello is this dog i am speaking to
YES THIS IS DOG
yes i was wondering if you were interested in consolidating all your debts into one easily payable debt
I AM DOG
okay sir thank you for your time
DOG
Class at 10 a.m. and I have to leave my house by 7:30? Nah, I’m just slowly getting dragged into the world of creepypasta. In the dark. Alone.
No big deal, right?
Ahem, can you excuse me sir, I’m an idiot.
Ugh, my eyes. They hurt. Damn you guys.
Only October 18 and there’s already some egg nog in my fridge? FUCK. YES.
I’m a moron on so many levels.
Really wanna watch Jurassic Park. All I have is the 3rd one. Sad face.
Watch
This is like re-discovering 4chan…I can feel my brain cells deteriorating.
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Baaaaaaah, you fool.
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Always goes back to Monster Hunter.
In any game containing monsters or monster-like entities, I will always find something to relate to the Nargacuga. If it’s fast, cuts off my movements, and kicks my ass the first couple of times, it deserves the comparison. “IT’S LIKE THE GODDAMN NARGACUGA!!!”
